Today, lovely today

So anyway, I set my alarm for 9am to train myself to wake up early. The reason for this is that I am starting a new job tomorrow and need to get used to waking up early. The past two months I have been waking up at stupid o'clock in the afternoon. As usual, the alarm woke me up. However, I switched it off and went back to sleep until 11:30 - this was not intentional. After waking up I was a bit peeved at myself as I have a lot to do today. Tidy up, go to Brent Cross to buy a present and go to PC world to by a network card.

Left my flat at 12 to be promptly greeted by a shit in my doorway. Fucking BASTARD. SOMEONE HAS SHIT IN MY DOORWAY. Now, people have urinated on my doorstep before as it presents a dark and secluded area which provides good cover if you are ever caught short. I have even caught someone taking a piss in my doorway at 4am when I was returning from a club. However, my girlfriend was with me so I wasn't able to beat him up. A shit is something new. I would love to catch the guy who did it. It might have even been a Great Dane by the size of it. I will need to get a photo up just to document the size of this thing. It must have been at least 21" long with no breaks just curling round a couple of times. Still it pisses me off no end. What would I do if I caught someone shitting? Well if it was with my girlfriend - nothing, as she won't let me beat them. If it was by myself - I think I would make them eat it! That would teach them.

I was thinking - maybe I could electrify the area and set up some cameras to catch them being electrocuted. That would be brilliant. Just enough electricity to knock them out.

Anyway, I continued my uneventful journey and instead of buying a network card, I bought a wireless router. Probably better value in the long run.

SHAZAM - what a fucking brilliant day. I need to go iron some shirts now that I am back in the corporate rat trap.