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I really should use a blog for writing things. Thats it.....things. I shouldn't really concentrate on a particular subject......just things. Things that I see, things that I think. Because of that, I am gonna write about things that I have thought about that are either profound to the world or just profound to me.

I have a jacket potatoe in the oven. Very profound, I know. However, the reason I let you know that is because it is just about ready. I know that whilst I am just sat here typing this I will get all caught up in the moment thus burning my dinner. GOD DAMN IT!!!!

Anyway, I have been thinking about the Hyde Park flutag (sp?) which is where you get a bunch of people jumping off a peir into the Serpentine using their own power whilst attached to a flying machine built by themselves. I have specifically been thinking about the flying machine contraption and how to build it. I have decided that the construction must be lightweight and of a similar design to that of an aircraft. It should be made of..........oh god I can smell my potatoe. It smells lovely.

Right got my potatoe, I can't be bothered explaining about planes. I thought of something better.
What if nursery rhymes were real? I saw a mouse! Where? There on the stairs! And he had fucking clogs on! FUCKING CLOGS!! WE HAVE A MOUSE OF ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE LIVING IN OUR HOUSE!!!!

How would a mouse make clogs? Has it got a tiny chisel? How does it hold the chisel? Where is it's lair? What else has it got in there. It is obviously intelligent enough to make itself some clogs but not intelligent enough to hide it's modesty; or maybe he doesn't want to hide his modesty - the dirty little shit.

That has just made me think. According to the law, I cannot walk down the street naked but a dog can. How is this judged? Is it based on DNA? Can a monkey walk down the street naked - yes it can, so it cannot be based on DNA. Mental standing? A retard can't walk down a street naked. The only thing I can think of is if you are born from a human. Will that mean that cultivated embryo's are outside of the law? I dunno. Laws schmoors.

As you can probably tell, I am pretty damn bored. Nothing to do. Tried playing some PS2 but after playing PS3 it just seems a bit jerky and shit.

What happens with opposites? Not like 54321 and 12345 but an astronaut seeing an alien and reporting it "It had two big black almond shaped eyes!" and an alien reporting the same thing "It had one big black circular eye!"

Pandas are not friendly, they are bears. They will kill you!

Well thats it until I can be bothered again.

Fuck off you cunts